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This cozy crewneck reads like a wink between friends — bold collegiate lettering that says “Adulting Is A Scam” across the chest. It settles in like a familiar hoodie on a low-energy morning: soft, reliably warm, and quietly amused. Slip it on when rent-day feels ridiculous, during late-night pizza runs, or on slow Sunday afternoons when chores can wait. The clean, slightly vintage varsity type gives it a casual, lived-in vibe that pairs with jeans, leggings, or lounging shorts. It’s designed for people who laugh at life’s little realities and prefer comfort with personality.
Product features
- Comfortable 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for medium-heavy warmth
- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for durability
- Embroidery-ready design placement options: left, center, large center chest, and wrists
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a smooth look and reduced fabric waste
- Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO-TEX certified dyes; meeting safety and environmental standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Adulting Is a Scam Crewneck Sweatshirt
$34.00
Sale price
$34.00
Regular price
Product features
- Comfortable 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for medium-heavy warmth
- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for durability
- Embroidery-ready design placement options: left, center, large center chest, and wrists
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a smooth look and reduced fabric waste
- Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO-TEX certified dyes; meeting safety and environmental standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean